Thursday, September 27, 2012

Wiston Papers

Amateur hour in the National Football League

The regular National Football League (NFL) referees were on strike until today complaining about financial and retirement compensation for what amounts to part-time jobs.  Until today,  we were subjected to the vagaries of substitute officials who were trying to keep one watchful eye out for mischievous behavior on the field and another eye open for disgruntled fans.

I was not one of the sports fans or football pundits demanding that the NFL agree to the strikers’ demands. I can’t muster much sympathy for men who already make as much as $200, 000 a year for working only on weekends.    After all, this is just football—it’s only entertainment and contributes absolutely zero to the national welfare.   Fun to watch but not important.

Many observors were obviously more upset than I with the quality of the temporary arbiters. And that broiled into outrage following last Monday night’s game between the Seattle Seahawks and the Green Bay Packers that ended on a controversial call.


I watched the Green Bay-Seattle football game.  As a former high school football player with dreams of professional stardom, I follow the NFL contests with considerable interest.  My pro career, tragically, was never to be materialize due to three minor reasons—lack of size, speed and talent.

Yes, I  was upset over the outcome of the game, too.  But my criticism springs from different sources.



First, I’m not fan of Seattle’s coach, Pete Carroll.   He's the guy who presided over the University of Southern California (USC)  football program as it violated several National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) rules en route to several mythical national Bowl College Series (BCS) championships.   Then he fled town just in front of the NCAA sheriff.  Now he has an NFL head coaching job where he perpetuates his moral leadership.   A Seahawks’s win is always a disappointment.


My second criticism was the Green Bay play on both sides of the line of scrimmage.  The Packers allowed their quarterback Aaron Rogers to be sacked all night long.  The offensive line was no where to be seen most of Monday evening.  The behemoths in the front line must have been on sympathy strike with the regular NFL officials--having coffee somewhere.   And Green Bay's defense had more holes in it than Swiss cheese.  The team’s fans—known as Cheeseheads—should affix clothespins to their noses to block out the stench that has followed the Packers so far  this season.

Finally, there were more penalty flags on the field Monday night than there are nation banners surrounding the United Nations headquarters in New York City.  I’m surprised the Seattle’s police force didn’t swarm the field and arrest the part-time officials for violating the city’s litter laws.  Or perhaps the city’s “finest” are immune to pollution because of Pete Carroll’s presence.


It is true that the substitute officials missed the Seahawks offensive pass interference on the final play of the game.  That infraction  allowed both a Seahawk and Green Bay player to make a simultaneous catch.  In such instances, the call always is in favor of the offense.  That play the officials called correctly.

Unfortunately, everything else about Monday’s game was bad.  But on the bright side the regular NFL officials will soon be back on the field where they will be welcomed with open arms by both fans and coaches alike---at least until that first penalty flag is thrown.



Steve Coon
September 27, 2012

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