Sunday, April 22, 2012

Wiston Papers




Dictionary compilers create endangered words list

According to dictionary compilers, the word aerodrome is one of the words vanishing from use. 

 Aerodrome and charabanc are among the words presumed to have become extinct in the past year, according to lexicographers.

 Collins Dictionary experts have compiled a list of words which have fallen out of use by tracking how often they appear.

 MY REACTION:
What!  I use these words everyday doesn’t every one? 

 My wife and I were watching a TV show the other night.  A husband was thoroughly devoted to his wife despite her numerous affairs.  My wife shouted, “Man up you wuss!" I replied, “You go girl!  Right on!  That guy’s a total wittol.”

There was a TV report last week about increasing concern among scientists and nutritionists about the potential danger of food additives on our health.  My immediate reaction was that the drysalter lobby had the ear of Congress.  But any lawmaker who would tolerate such practices should be institutionalized and undergo prolonged, intensive alienism. 

On “Leverage” last night our team of heroes was in the Cincinnati airport trying to stop the theft of a donor heart.  It was originally destined for a 15-year-old boy, but had been stolen and was to be flown to a dying Chicago billionaire. As our intrepid troupe was frantically trying to stop the flight,  I shouted in frustration,  “Hell!  Just get the  cyclogiro out of the damn aerodome and chase the SOBs!”

Whenever I make an international trip, I always call the Ames Taxi company and reserve a charabanc from Ames to Des Moines.  Sigh!  Invariably I have to repeat myself and ask for a taxi because the dispatcher doesn’t understand me.

Last year when we took my wife’s rings to a jeweler to be resized,  she asked if they could use a stauroscope to determine the value of the metal.  “Of course, we always use that,” he assured.

When dinning I always ask the waiter what succedaneums are available for some of the featured specials.  Unfortunately, the last time I said that he paused then speculated, “Uh…I’m not sure that’s in season…uh…I’ll have to ask the chef.”

Earlier this week I wrote a letter to the editors of the Ames Tribune, New York Times and Washington Post.  I complained that the problem with America today and the failure of our leaders to solve our press problems is that nobody wants to supererogate.   For some reason, the letter was not printed.  Hm… 

Steve Coon
August 22, 2011

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